The other morning, Kathleen got up and was getting dressed. As she left the room I was sure I heard some rustling.
"Honey, is that you?" I asked.
"I hear a noise in here."
"Are you sure? I'm in the bathroom."
I heard the noise again. Then I looked over and saw Sam crawling out from under the bed.
"Sam, what are you doing."
"Oh, hi dad, I was just going to trick you." Sam said with a smile.
(Or give me a heart attack! )