The kids are down in the basement with me while I take care of some computer stuff in the basement. They are playing arcade games. Suddenly Sam comes over to me.
"I hurt msyelf!"
"Oh Sammy Boo" I say to him, where did you hurt yourself. This always has a double meaning, and it is a crapshoot to see whether the kids will answer with "my arm" or "on the couch".
"Over there" Sam says, pointing at a video game. "I hurt my teeth"
"Aww, did you fall and hurt your teeth on that arcade game?"
"Yeah." Big pause. Then he says, "will you kiss it and make it better?" and opens his mouth up REALLY WIDE.