I just had this conversation with Sam. I was putting a diaper on him
and he grabbed at my glasses.
"Sam, don't grab at my glasses."
"Well, because I don't want you touching the lenses with your pudgy
"Because your hands are all dirty with little boy stuff"
"Its because you never wash your hands."
"Well, I don't know why you don't wash your hands Sam, but I really you would."
Big pause. "Oh."